Legalise Siesta!!

I just found the best ever sleeping pill for those that suffer from insomnia. Here's the recipe:

Ingredients
1) One (1) plate of nasi lemak with sambal, peanuts, ikan bilis, and cucumber
2) One (1) fried chicken
3) Add one (1) more bowl of nasi lemak for added effect
4) One (1) mug of milo dinosaur

Method
Take all of the above ingredients at approximately 2pm. Walk into a air-conditioned room, and stare at the computer screen for the next five minutes. Sleeping should come into effect in a matter of minutes if not seconds. To better the above method, try doing the rain dance as it enhances the sleeping effect.

Footnote:
Siesta - A siesta (Spanish pronunciation: [ˈsjesta]) is a short nap taken in the early afternoon, often after the midday meal. Such a period of sleep is a common tradition in some countries, particularly those where the weather is warm. The word siesta is Spanish, from the Latin hora sexta - "the sixth hour" (counting from dawn, therefore noon, hence "midday rest").